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And a Brief Shock to Follow...

So, what do you get when you take a brash, ass-kicking, cross-bowed Natalie Portman...


... add a buxom, beautiful Zooey Deschanel....

.... and then mix them with the likes of James Franco and Danny McBride in a stoner, fantasy flick about two princes (a hero and an ass) sent out on a quest to save their father's kingdom?

No, I am not inventing an iota of this.

Proof:



... All I can ask is that Natalie Portman and Danny McBride do not hook-up in this movie. I might have to add that to my list of What Makes a Lesbian Heart Weep -- seeing hot women forced to date unworthy dudes on the silver screen is a swift kick to the teeth, every time.

So..... um, thoughts? Is this an "out-of-left-field" flick, or is it spot on?