Dearest Zoe Saldanda,
I am indeed impressed—I knew the silver screen would benefit from your particular brand of science fiction–inflected ass-kickery, but your transformative qualities have proven effective on television, too. I meant to review the highlights from the 83rd Annual Academy Awards with this post; however, all thoughts of Hollywood's glitziest evening were rendered meaningless following your appearance Rachael Ray's talk show this afternoon.
Now, I am the first to admit I am not on the healthiest terms with Ms. Ray's peculiar daytime hodge-podge termed a "talk show"—I often consider it an affliction akin to a boil in need of quick, ruthless removal (but I am not writing to discuss politics, of course). No, I was kept at an otherwise bothersome television station for the rare gift of an interview held with you, Ms. Saldana. And, my word, what a stunning ten minutes.
To start: those science fiction/action credentials continue to astound. We know you owned the Universe as Uhura in the new Star Trek flick, and we know you somehow made an alien species hot as the Na'vi warrior, Neytiri, in that small film known as Avatar. Now, you will add international assassin to the CV with your upcoming role in the action thriller, Colombina. You know how I feel about femme girls who kick ass, and the new stills promise a great deal of said attractive qualities.
Next: a refreshing discussion about your childhood science fiction obsessions. While other girls dreamt of becoming plain ol' stars, you cited your admiration for Sigourney Weaver as Warrant Officer Ripley in the Alien franchise. You also made a shout-out to Frank Herbert's influential Dune series, which you have read—multiple times. The nerd-heart embedded in me skipped, Ms. Saldana.
And last: CALVIN. KLEIN. UNDERWEAR. MODEL.
Envious—OF EVERYONE ON THE CK FILM SET.
Of course, I would be neglectful if I didn't mention your newfound passion for archery, a hobby you indulge in for kicks on weekends. You are a veritable Renaissance woman, I do believe.
I don't know how such a fun-lovin' nerd girl flourished into a full-blooded film star, but I am ever-so thankful. I am willing to reassess previous impressions of Rachael Ray's show given your insights from this afternoon—it is the least I can do given the delight you ignite.
With warmest regards,
Miz Moffatt
P.S.—Did I also mention I have taken an archery class or two in younger days? Perhaps you could offer a one-on-one refresher course when your schedule permits? ^_^