October is once again winding its way to a close—and with its end comes thoughts of demons, jack o' lanterns, diabetic comas, and the endless parade of saucy costumes trickling into Hallowe'en-themed shops. I chronicled the first batch of bizarre babes back in 2010 (under the apt title, "Hallow-WOW") and I thought I should continue the tradition with a new selection of stunning, sultry, and down-right suspicious costume choices for the more daring ladies on the block.Without further ado, I present:
Miz Moffatt's 2011 Hallow-WOW Countdown
Sexy Executives
Able to smash glass ceilings and seduce new clients with a single pout (tie optional)
Sexy Correctional Services
Proving the Big House can also be a fun one (taser optional)
Sexy Skeletons
Sorry, all I can think of are "X-ray"-ted "boner" jokes, a har har…
Sexy Carebears
Brings new meaning to the "Carebear stare"
Sexy Disney Princesses
Jailbait©
(now in Technicolor!)
Sexy Na'vis
Proof that hotness exists across humanoid species (that, and in pumps)
Oeru teya si!
(Yes, that's in Na'vi)
Sexy Remote Controls
… And you thought fights over the remote were brutal before Hallowe'en
Sexy Willy Wonkas
A gal's Golden Ticket to a sweet, sweet evening—oh yes, the Candy Gal can.
Sexy SpongeBobs…?
… and we're done.